Loony Buns.

I rarely post videos up on my blog, but today I’m gonna make an exception:

Have you seen this video?

If you haven’t, then I feel sorry for you. A MUST MUST MUST watch – it is one of the few really important things that I truly learned while I was in ICPU.

When you’re done watching that (or have already laughed yourself shitless at it before), then you may progress to the next tier of viral videos. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my discovery:

BUFFALAX’S GIRLY MAN VIDEOS PART 2.

I am giving my discovery the not-exactly-regal title of Loony Buns. I think it is deserving of such an honor.

*waits for you to finish watching Girly Man Part 2*

Now that all of you probably feel like you just had your brains slimed out by the brain slugs – like me – I want to move into a very through blow-by-blow analysis about this second video in particular…just in case you missed a few things.

Although I highly doubt that is the case, this video being the ridiculously hilarious shit that it is XD

I swear to God I was literally inches away from bashing my head on the walls after watching it, seriously. Not only were the “translations” downright hilarious, the video also reinforces every single stereotype that I have ever had about Bollywood-esque videos. To begin with:

i.) Check out the hero swaggering into the shot, beginning at 0.23. WAHAHAHAHA so BLOODY CORNY.

ii.) Of course in the event that said hero actually manages to build up any residual charisma is destroyed instantaneously by his opening “translated” line:

MY LOONY BUN IS FINE BENNY LAVA!!

Brilliant.

iii.) Why do they always, always, ALWAYS have to produce some form of small army each time they attempt to court women?!?!?! Like, when was the last time you saw TWO individuals (ONLY) frolicking with each other on the lee sides of hillslopes? Holy shit, I can tell you one thing: if I was the girl who was being escorted by a random belly-shaking Bollywood dude, I would be SO freaked out if they guy brought his drinking mates with him and they all proceeded to do some weird derivative of the cha-cha-cha in front of me. That’s a time when you would not want to hand me a 16mm – my bad RMC aim notwithstanding.

Oh oh wait. I forgot. The girl has her own private militia too. Now that makes sense. I would bring my own too.

iv.) 1.07. WHAT ARE THOSE COLOURED THINGS FLYING AROUND THEM?!?!?!?!?!

v.) 1.15. Refer to # i – more corny shit. You can actually see the guy’s nipples poking out through his super-tight shirt. EUW.

vi.) “I’D LOVE TO SEE YOU PEE ON US TONIGHT, I’D LOVE TO SEE YOU PEE ON US TONIGHT”.

=.=”

vii.) 2.00. Check that “dance” that those guys are doing. “We’re looking in a pill”, indeed. And that pill is like Ecstasy. Only about a bazillion times crazier.

Also, look at the guy immediately to the left of our hero in that sequence. His dance face is hilarious XD

viii.) 2.15. By this time I am actually thinking that the damsel is not too bad looking. Pretty fine sample of an Indian lady, in fact.

ix.) 2.50. HOLY FREAKING COCKLES!!! CHECK OUT THE GUY’S FOOTWORK!!! @.@ @.@ @.@!!!

*I like to swim in his beeeeeeeejjjjjjjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!*

x.) 3.18 has one of the weirdest scenes in the video @.@

xi.) 3.41. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I laughed my freaking balls off when I read the translation for this one: “A jet pack…operation” XD XD XD I think it’s because the hero and his private army are actually mimicking a dance that resembles a…jet pack operation? XD?

xii.) 3.54. HOW ON EARTH DID THAT PASS THE INDIAN CENSORS?!?!?!! @.@ You can’t put papayas *there* in videos from value-based cultures @.@

The resulting dance is also hilarious *waggles fingers around ears*

xiii.) 4.10 to 4.20 – they deserved it a long time ago, but this scene takes the cake. Hats off to all the dancers, this must have been a very difficult move to execute. I am referring to the part where the hero segues from a group dance to a duet trot to a conversion step to a jig with two of his bodyguards dressed in blue. Credit, credit.

=)

xiv.) 4.28. Lucky bastard. Haha.

xv.) 4.37. OH. SO THAT’S WHAT THEY WERE GETTING AT. THEY WERE COURTING. Cheh. Couldn’t they have just said that?

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No they couldn’t – cause what would be the point? =) I had fun guys – salutations to Bollywood.

xvi.) Holy crap I really should be studying.

*runs*